Rat Rulz

A collaboration between Tiffany and Samantha, we think as a joke. Transcribed by Priswell:

• We will not help our humans to type.
• We will not pee on the keyboard.
• We will not leave poop pellets in 'interesting' places.
• We will avoid snooping around the printer.
• We will avoid snooping around an open computer case.
• We will not eat the pencils on the desk. (tough one!)
• We will not climb under the shirt and slide down our person's back using claws as brakes.
• We will not climb under the shirt and climb up our person's back using our claws as cleats.
• We will not sniff in the earholes of our person.
• We will stay out of Mom's coffee cup.
• We will not hide when our people are trying to find us.
• We will try not to scare the cat too much.